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Rhys Barton- just your usual badass, jailbird, (yes I see the pun there okay) and sniper extraordinaire. Piss me off and you'll get an ass-kicking you won't forget soon.

[[OC Son of Mockingbird and Hawkeye. Please read Rules and Bio before roleplaying. Hate-free blog]]

M!A: None, Accepting

Tracking Tag: rhysbarton

FC: Garrett Hedlund

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Disaster

thebugdaughter:

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…Did you leave any?

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…… I don’t think so. [:| faced]

sniktings:

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     It exploded?!

…. It happens. Especially to me.

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Always me.

thebugdaughter:

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I smell peanut butter—

[guiltily pulls the nearly empty jar from behind his back]

Dammit. How did you knOW? [well it definitely wasn’t the fact that it’s in your hair, Rhys]

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ema-anderson:

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You look like you could use a coffee.

About 10, yeah.

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Does Rhys have a lucky lady??? He's so cute!
Anonymous

{ h AH hE diD ANd SHE dIED

SHE WAS HIS SOULMATE AND THE WHOLE RELATionSHIP THING kiNDA SOURED AFTER

It still hurts me why did I do this to him

in other, shorter, words, no he doesn’t. As yis, I know ;)

Thanks for the anon, bae x}

εїз { if ye don't mind??? }

alexiabarton:

Send εїз for a starter with a line from the last song I listened to

—They’re going to eat me alive. 

The sharks will, yes.

We, however, will not.

sniktings:

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     A… kitchen accident?

You know, the usual. Lunch exploding on you.

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And on everything else

[text] Hypothetical question...on a scale of 1 to call the morgue if I pointed at someone and asked you to kick their ass how would that go?

izziebeebarton:

rhysbarton:

[text] Well it would depend on the circumstances

[text why who’s ass d’ya want me to kick?

[text] I’d do it myself but I’m sure that’s a good way to get kicked out of school, or at least written up.

[text] Again. You blow up a statue one time and they get all huffy.

[text] psh school is boring it would liven it up a bit

[text] rephrase; what did you do and what are they now doing???

Reblog if you want a Black Widow movie.

thevioletprincess:

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"Do You?"

sniktings:

     What did you do?

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There, ah, might have been a small kitchen accident…

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Tiny.

sniktings:

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             …

     Whatever it is I did not accuse you of it.
                                           [ yet ]

That was just in case you did accuse me of it- imEANofanytHING

……….

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[text] Hypothetical question...on a scale of 1 to call the morgue if I pointed at someone and asked you to kick their ass how would that go?

izziebeebarton:

rhysbarton:

[text] Well it would depend on the circumstances

[text why who’s ass d’ya want me to kick?

[text] Noted.

[text] Would you believe me if I said just curious?

[text] No, I would not

[text] who is it and what did they do

aidynstark:

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Don’t give me those puppy eyes, you’ll live.

You don’t know that! That sandwich could’ve saved my life but you ate it

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I keed, I keed. I’ll make another one. [heads to fridge]

THEME